Quips-Quotes-Sayings
Below are many of the available Quips, Quotes and Sayings that can embroidered onto garments or other items. Choose one, or come up with your own! Add a graphic, or leave just the words.
I'm so cute...take me home with you.
Volunteering: It doesn't pay
I have A.D.O.S.: Attention Defici....OOOOH SHINY!!
I'm not "With Stupid" ANYMORE!
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken
Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into a lot of walls!
All stressed out and no one to choke
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right
Mom always said it's only fun until someone looses an eye
Born to Shop, but Forced to Work
Guns don't kill people, Dads with pretty daughters kill people
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Meat is murder...tasty, tasty murder
Do I look like a morning person?
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Before every test the school ban on prayer will be lifted
I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size!!
Plays well with others
I'm in my own little world, but they know me there.
You just wasted 5 seconds
Seen it all, Done it all, Can't remember most of it
Men are like parking spaces...the good ones are all taken (and the free ones are handicapped)
World's greatest source of natural gas.
You know you're getting old when happy hour is a nap
The voices in my head are starting to turn on me.
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager
Anti-Social Butterfly
Ewes not fat, ewes just fluffy
(with sheep)
Chocolate is a Vegetable, it comes from BEANS!
Rehab is for Quitters
